I married this couple at Bonnaroo on sunday 6/10/12. @Samnjaymonroe on twitter.
This thurs fri & sat june 14-16 - i’m doing shows in Philly at Helium Comedy Club. http://www.heliumcomedy.com
Draw a pic of me & win 2 free tix to one of my shows in philly.

I married this couple at Bonnaroo on sunday 6/10/12. @Samnjaymonroe on twitter.

This thurs fri & sat june 14-16 - i’m doing shows in Philly at Helium Comedy Club. http://www.heliumcomedy.com

Draw a pic of me & win 2 free tix to one of my shows in philly.

asker

mmlesley-deactivated20120829 asked: I bought tickets to your show in Melbourne! Why did you cancel?! :(

i didnt cancel. they told me they didnt get the work visa done on time. and it would take another 3 months to get a new visa. and 30 Rock starts filming again in about 3 months. so i wouldnt be able to make up the shows until january or february. so they had to cancel. so it was NOT my decision. I was all ready to go.

Alien Invasion In Maryland!

Ready for some weird sex.

Ready for some weird sex.

Me & Luke after partying it up in Mos Eisley. Jedi Knights know how to have fun. Opening up a beer bottle with a light saber turns chicks on.

Me & Luke after partying it up in Mos Eisley. Jedi Knights know how to have fun. Opening up a beer bottle with a light saber turns chicks on.

Don’t worry my book HOW TO BEAT UP ANYBODY cannot be used for evil. You’re wasting your time Galactic Empire.

Don’t worry my book HOW TO BEAT UP ANYBODY cannot be used for evil. You’re wasting your time Galactic Empire.

Guess which mailbox is Judah’s.

Guess which mailbox is Judah’s.

Good kids here in Queens.

Good kids here in Queens.

OFFICIAL Midwest Stand-up Tour Poster Revealed.

This is the most expansive Midwest Tour in Comedy History.

OFFICIAL Midwest Stand-up Tour Poster Revealed.

This is the most expansive Midwest Tour in Comedy History.

Marilyn Manson impersonates The World Champ on “The Soup”.