I married this couple at Bonnaroo on sunday 6/10/12. @Samnjaymonroe on twitter.
This thurs fri & sat june 14-16 - i’m doing shows in Philly at Helium Comedy Club. http://www.heliumcomedy.com
Draw a pic of me & win 2 free tix to one of my shows in philly.
mmlesley-deactivated20120829 asked: I bought tickets to your show in Melbourne! Why did you cancel?! :(
i didnt cancel. they told me they didnt get the work visa done on time. and it would take another 3 months to get a new visa. and 30 Rock starts filming again in about 3 months. so i wouldnt be able to make up the shows until january or february. so they had to cancel. so it was NOT my decision. I was all ready to go.
Alien Invasion In Maryland!
Me & Luke after partying it up in Mos Eisley. Jedi Knights know how to have fun. Opening up a beer bottle with a light saber turns chicks on.
Don’t worry my book HOW TO BEAT UP ANYBODY cannot be used for evil. You’re wasting your time Galactic Empire.

OFFICIAL Midwest Stand-up Tour Poster Revealed.
This is the most expansive Midwest Tour in Comedy History.
Marilyn Manson impersonates The World Champ on “The Soup”.





